Bali Hai

I went to Bali to get:

1. rest
2. peace
3. perspective
4. warm
   
5. drunk

I achieved most of those things; hampered only by the fact that my sister is freakin' insane and the fact that the Balinese aren't very big on wine.

Don't get me wrong - beer has it's place in a warm climate, and cocktails are always an excellent medium for the transmission of plastic mermaids and naked-lady swizzle sticks; but I'm a piss pot who likes her fermented grape juices.

No matter. The shopping was fun and the accommodation more than acceptable. And we went to a water slide park. The awesomest water slide park I ever went to (and I've been to at least two others - oh yeah).

I have to admit that I was a little reticent about international holidaying with my sis... and I was correct to be concerned.

More on that in the next post.