"holidays"

...as in: Dear "blank", I'll call you on Monday as I am on "holidays" at the moment.

The reason I am on holidays-in-inverted-commas and not merely on holidays is that I am too freakin' busy with work to actually be on break at all.

And yet.

Here I am in a 5 star apartment on the Fraser Coast.

The catch is, I'm doing work. I am such a sucker.

But! I did get this awesome stubby holder for $2.95. It says "Ooo... I got tanned in Banana-Land!" and the hot chick is riding/languishing on a giant banana.

It's very classy.