Spiderman - Turn Off the Dark

Dear Mr Bono and Mr The Edge:

Your music is uninspiring. Really. Truly terrible. The cast tried, bless them, they fucking brought it - but your score! OMFG, talk about amateur.

I'm no expert, but I know what I appreciate in a musical. Let me tell you, Messrs Bono and Edge, you need to spend a little less time trying to look like spokespeople for Raybans and a little more time watching Rodgers and Hammerstein.

That's all I'm saying.