Compulsive habits I refuse to apologise for

1. Smelling the fabric softener refills in the supermarket
2. Twirling my hair
3. Checking websites I already know won't have been updated since I last looked
4. Poking my nerd-nose where it doesn't belong
5. Watching Border Patrol
   
6. Playing Tetris DS Catch whenever I'm even moderately bored
7. Using 'stabby' as an adjective to describe my mood
8. Applying the words 'gay' and 'gaylord' to anything that pisses me off
9. Pointing out before I fix computer issues that I am not, in fact, the official IT bitch
10. Stealing my coworkers' candy