Alternatively, you can make dots with ketchup. I'm open, do whatever you like.
So anyway:- Uncle died. Great tragedy, terrible loss for family, etc.
 - Went to Thailand. Missed uncle's wake, probably not a bad thing.
 - New house still standing, despite torrential rains and generally apocolyptic weather conditions.
 - Can't get life insurane. Apparently I am uninsurable.
 - Saw Muse last night. Awesome.
 - Work Xmas party this Friday. Also awesome.
 - Fat in spite of twice-weekly personal trainng sessions.
 - Drinking too much.
 - Full of stupid.
 
Now that I've cleared the backlog, I might be able to get back to posting something meaningful on a semi-regular basis.
